Did you guys bone with Buddha watching…?!
May I suggest the library?
I’m so sad even my pants cut themselves.
Honestly, if you have a comfy bed to lay in all day and internet access, shit ain’t that bad.
It’s a thin line between a model’s blank expression and looking like you just burst a blood vessel trying to decide what to eat for lunch.
Steve might have been hot, but you basically had to Mapquest him to 2nd base because he was so stupid.
People being “creative” at weddings is the equivalent of doing your SATs in a pink ink pen.
In high school, there was this one girl who always smeared glitter on her face and hands. You could tell where she had sat because there was always a glitter pile. She was fake-weird. Like she wanted to be weird, but really wasn’t.
That’s all.
This is true because I wasn’t being me before and then I cut off my sleeves and let my hair down and then I totally was.
Is she a witch?!
What is she sitting on?!
I wish this picture was her hanging out in the woods with Tituba, that’d be way cooler.
“KAYLA SMASH! Haha, just kidding, I like your mustache, do you like MGMT? Cool, me too lol have you seen the Avengers? I’d thought it’d be dumb but it was kinda good actually oh my god this girl in my anthro class is totally hot i’d like totally make out her with her if I was drunk haha jk! am I? please talk back to me also heads up: I’m a hufflepuff—”
Why do kids who live by the beach always think they’re tough shit? They all live in gated communities in million dollar houses. They last time they had it rough was when their Dad wasn’t able to upgrade their plane tickets to first class last summer when they went to Disney World.
“My favorite Ramone is Niall!”-This Girl
Hot Dog on a Stick is about to meet Deluded Moron in a Tutu.
