Way to lie this year! You’ve been doing a bang up job at only lying and not one single one of you being a stand up person! All right, guys!
Even despite your slightly superior numbers over those lying men, way to go on not a single one of you ever letting a fib pass through your lips. Lies are for dumb boys, amirite? Keep getting played, ladies and do let out the word that not a one of you are capable of seeing through bullshit!
Just because its 2013, that’s no reason to try and not advance gender relations beyond basic-ass boys vs. girls. Way to go, everyone!!!!! Yaaayyyy!!!!!